The wild wild west

I've just returned to cold and rainy Melbourne from the magnificent Kimberley area in the far north west of Western Australia. I'd previously had a taste of the area over 20 years ago on a brief visit to the famed pearling town of Broome. I took two extraordinary day trips back then, flying over the magnificent Bungle Bungle Ranges and on another day I visited Windjana Gorge in the King Leopold Ranges, Fitzroy Crossing and Halls Gap - just to name a few stops. 

Flying from Broome to the Mitchell Plateau - it's big, empty and unforgiving

Deserts - they do something to my soul. A few years ago I heard Nikki Gemmell (Ms Anonymous - of The Bride Stripped Bare - fame) speak about her love for deserts - including the world's largest - Antarctica (another favourite of mine). In fact we corresponded about our mutual loves (pre the Bride Stripped Bare - we were just discussing deserts!!) and one of her favourite mantras of life is from another famed Aussie writer David Malouf:
 

What should our lives be 

But a serries of settings out into the unknown

Pushing off from the edges of consciousness

Into the mystery of what we have not yet become

Well the Kimberley is all of the above and more. Personally I think it should be compulsory that all Australians visit the deserts of our land to comprehend the size, magnificence, rawness and somehow get in touch with the soul of this land as old as time. You can feel and see the ages in the shapes of the sandstone rock formations that give some indication of the journey this land has taken as the rocks have been pushed and pulled and squashed into what we see today.

Sandstone cliffs standing proud and impenetrable

The ever changing view and the ever changing light

Oo that looks like a city - oh sorry just another old lump of amazing sandstone!

From a distance all looks green and lush. From up-close-and-personal one can feel how harsh and unforgiving this land is. Only the indigenous peoples learnt to work with it while we 'newcomers' tried to tame it. Instead it tamed us!

Take 1 of a geography lesson in how the rock was formed

Take 2 of the lesson - it looks like filo pastry layers!

Take 3 of the lesson - keep pushing!

This is a land where the skies are big, the rocks are big, the crocodiles are big, the sharks are big, the fish are big, the waterfalls are big, the emptiness is big, the boab trees are big, while all other life is stunted as it struggles to survive. It really is a land of extremes.

Why build the Great Wall of China when you can find it in the vast Kimberley

Reflections of the land I love

And so I'll conclude the first of many posts on the Kimberley (brace yourselves!) with another of Nikki's favourite quotes although I'm sure this is not the original meaning. Yes out there in the vastness we can see the stars (and the Sputniks flying through the sky). So take this quote by the one-and-only-man-with-a-perfect-quote - Emerson - as you choose.

When it is dark enough you can see the stars

Are you a vampire!?

It's death by a thousand cuts when it comes to the hideously named blood orange. Now I hasten to add that I am not a squeemish person (perhaps it would help my figure if more food was off-putting!) but the thought of eating a blood orange just about does my head in. 

A bleeding blood orange - ugh

Now I'm absolutely sure that if the orange had a different name I would find them just as delicious as a huge percentage of the population. Everywhere we went in Italy last year the dreaded blood orange was flaunted at breakfast, lunch and dinner! Well actually cocktail hour. Gin and blood orange I'm told go well together. Just don't mention the blood orange! I've been pondering what they could be called. Something as simple as red orange would probably be acceptable. But blood orange no no no no no!

Just how do these clever cartoonists think like this!

Are you put off by the gruesome name? Do you love them? Or do you hate the name? Are there any other food names that 'turn your stomach'?

Pardon? What? I can't hear you!

There's something about a small cartoon by one of my favourite cartoonists in The Age, Oslo Davis - I've written about him before here - he always seems to sum up what I'm thinking in such a succinct way. Currently one of my on-going beefs is restaurant noise. It seems that we can't go anywhere these days without blaring music, people talking loudly (often on their mobiles so we can all hear their most intimate secrets) banging and clattering of cutlery and crockery. I could go on! And on!

My local coffee shop is a case in point. Lovely people. Lovely coffee. Lovely homemade breads and pastries. But the noise! Now I hasten to add it is not from music blaring - but it is a combination of hard floors, the hissing of the coffee machine and to top it all off the cleaning out of the coffee grounds - bang, bang, bang that nearly does my head in! 

"Can you please ask that waitress to turn down the bloody music?! 

I did! Except I don't think she can lip read."

Oslo's cartoon took me back to an experience I had a few years ago when 3 'oldies' popped into a St Kilda coffee shop to have a catch-up and a chat. We couldn't hear ourselves think let alone hear what each of us was saying. I politely asked the waitress if she could turn the music down a little so we could hear each other - her reply "The music's not for you - it's for us!". We were 'gobsmacked'. Silly old us. We were just paying her salary! Suffice to say we got up and left and never returned. She probably didn't want old fogey's like us bringing down the groovy tone of the subsequently closed groove-pad! I suspect the waitress is the same one that Oslo came upon! Perhaps her mission in life is to blow her eardrums apart whilst closing every coffee shop she ever works in!

Are you like me? Can't hear? Pardon? What?

Steptoe in Mansfield

Last weekend I visited Mansfield in the beautiful High Country for the second time in recent weeks (a dear friend has recently moved there). It's always fun to go exploring and on my first visit we happened upon an extraordinary discovery - Mr Steptoe's relative had moved into Mansfield - in a very big way! It would be described in real estate terms as 'acreage'. As I've mentioned before - someone's trash is always someone's treasure. On the first visit we were looking for window shutters - and after much poking around we found them - $30 a pair! Rather less than my friend had been quoted - for - yes I admit better ones - around $250++ each. So if they fall apart after a few years I'm sure Mr Mansfield Steptoe can accommodate a replacement - or 3 or 4!

A door, a set of windows, a defunct computer screen, an old sink - all neatly in place - NOT!

On that first visit I was ecstatic to find some rusty metal offcuts but didn't have time to really poke around through the piles of junk in order to see them properly - it was either that or miss the back-to-Melbourne-bus! So I was excited to go back for a second visit. I'm looking for a 'feature' for a new backwall at my home. 

The soon-to-be-demolished fence with baby yukkas (you should see them now!)

Unfortunately the 60+ year old wall together with the enormous yukkas (they've grown like triffids) need to be replaced when the horrific development occurs behind me in the not too distant future. Now it may sound strange but we fought the development no only because it is obscene but because of the fence! So although we won the fight sadly the developer won the war as once they start digging the dear old wall will just 'collapse'. So I've been looking for a 'feature' to enhance the replacement wall - rusty metal cutouts - perfect!  So back we went last weekend and oh what fun we had! Here are some of the cutouts that may or may not be attached to my new wall! You'll need to use your imagination!

This could be the start of something good!

How many do you want? I'll take the lot! No - not the tyres!

And I thought you'd enjoy a few of the amazing finds that not only caught my eye - but also my fancy!

A sea of sinks

A field of - loos

FIRE! Oh - and just look at those gorgeous slabs of stone - now what can I do with those?

Mr Squiggle's home? Or perhaps a bike storage!

Can you see Mr Squiggle?

Now there's a nice bedhead in there - somewhere!

And I'll leave you with this gem - somehow it sort of summed up the chaos. This was a system like no other.

A new style of BBQ - fill the birdcage with wood, attach a red (gas?) bottle and pop a frypan on the top - voila!

La Brocante v Garage and Car Boot Sales!

Oo la la! How can one be lured by a car boot sale in a carpark in the city/suburbs/country or the dreadfully named 'garage sale' in the same way as one can be lured to a brocante sale of nickety nackety noos when travelling in France. The French have it down to a fine art. There are the brocante shoppers and the brocante providers. The providers move from town to town (or city to city) usually on a Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday - but on others as well - depending on the area and the 'demand'. And demand they have. There is nothing more wonderful that coming upon a market that includes brocante. 

A square in Provence just waiting for a brocante to set up - heaven

One of my favorite blogs that I follow is here at My French Country Home (take a look at her house and the one you can rent!). Not only does Sharon go brocante shopping she also takes people shopping near her home in Normandy (she'll take you if you want - she's recently taken some Aussies!). Now I hasten to add that she doesn't keep all of it - it goes into her very successful brocante on-line shop. I love these photos of a few of her hauls  - can you imagine finding this at a car boot sale here downunder. Sadly I don't think so. I do so wish there was one here - should I start one!? It would be a great way to clear some of my 'extras' (of which there are many!)

The dogs were not among the brocante purchases - nor are they for sale!

Yum - what a Normandy collection (Sharon has a bit of a chair fetish!)

I could go on but I think you've got the picture!

And then there is my other favourite blog where Corey from Tongue in Cheek (I've mentioned her before gathering and cooking 'weeds' here.) Just imagine the finds and the perusing that can be done - it would be perusing heaven.  

Part of a baby rattle - just look at the lace it's 'sitting' on

I mean why wouldn't you get the brocante bug with a backdrop like this

One (wo)man's trash is another (wo)man's treasure

Tempting? Dream on!

Hop! Hop!

Well it's Bilby time again - somehow as much as we Aussies should be exchanging Bunnies for Bilbies I just can't get that excited about a Bilby hunt. Perhaps it's my age showing here! After all I've been indoctrinated with the excitement of an Easter bunny hunt and hot cross buns with lashings of butter for longer than I care to mention - let alone count!

What a combination - buns and bunnies - now I know why you can buy chocolate hot cross buns!

I did one of my favourite things and Googled the history of Easter, hot cross buns and bunnies. Easter treats were originally hot cross buns made by monks and were given to the poor during Lent. 

Now with regard to the bunny - he/she dates back to 13th Century Germany where the people prayed to the Teutonic deity Eostra, the goddess of fertility and spring (we downunder need to convert to autumn - not quite the same meaning!). Fertility was symbolized by the rabbit - due to its high reproduction rate! However the first mention of an actual Easter bunny wasn't until the 1500's and it was in 1682 that the story of the German tradition of an Easter hare bringing Easter eggs for the children was published. As for bunnies laying eggs and hiding them in the garden (or popping them in nests or baskets) - well.....  

A tisket a tasket - Easter eggs in a basket 

 

Like so many traditions there is often a 'sensible story' behind the tradition. During the Middle Ages the Church forbade the consumption of eggs during Lent, so the large supply of eggs were preserved and then eaten at Easter. 

For all chocolate lovers it is to the Germans that you should give thanks as they first made chocolate eggs for Easter in the 19th century. 

The ancient custom of decorating eggs is unknown but it is thought to celebrate both fertility and the blooming of spring (autumn!) and bringing spring (autumn!) into the home. The Eastern Orthodox Church typically dye their eggs red - in recognition of the sacrifice of Christ and the renewal of life - and spring (autumn!)

Although the Easter egg is symbolic of rebirth, the symbol of the egg also being used for celebration dates back to the ancient Egyptians, Greeks, Romans and the Zoroastrians in Persia who dyed eggs to celebrate the start of spring (autumn!). Interestingly the Chinese also dye eggs to celebrate a newborn child. 

Green bunnies (don't ask me why on earth I bought green and not brown ones?!?)

So as you spring (autumn!) off to go (chocolate) hot cross bun and Easter egg shopping, hunting and stuffing (never!) just think of the tradition that you are carrying on. What justification!

HOP! HOP!

Oranges (and Lemons)

There's been a lot said recently about farmers pulling out their orchards and the unprofitability of our fruit canning industry. And the lack of support for our growers. We hear about orange growers struggling to compete with cheaper oranges being 'dumped' here from other countries. Now this is not a political post but it did make me reflect on the wonder of how we could market our oranges to allcomers. 

A few years ago when visiting Seville, Cordoba and Granada it seemed to me that the Spanish certainly knew about marketing and 'branding'. Their streets and squares are lined with orange trees - and the citizens are free to pick them as they pass. The trees are well cared for (would they be trashed in this country....). The smell of orange blossom is divine in the spring, the smell of ripe oranges is wonderful and the green leaves not only shade the streets but they stay green all year. I was entranced. So here are some photos that might encourage you to 'lobby' your local Council. They would be so much nicer than the ratty trees which seem to be favoured in this country.

Lining the main square of Seville

Oranges aplenty in the gardens of Seville

Lush, green healthy trees

A square in Cordoba - don't you love the idea

Outside the walls in Cordoba

A Cordoban orangerie

At the Alhambra in Granada - just a touch of orange peeking out on the right

Another 'orange' view at the Alhambra

I follow a blog http://www.anaffairwithitaly.com and was interested to read about Parco Savello, also known as the Garden of Orange Trees. It is considered one of the most beautiful panoramic views of Rome. You can read the story here

The garden of orange trees in Rome

What a wonderful way to enjoy a wander amongst fresh fruit from the trees - they are lush and green all year - give me a fruiting tree over a deciduous anytime!

What a pity that we don't promote our own struggling industries/growers in the same way. Do you agree?

Whiling away the time, watching the world go by under the trees in Cordoba